And now another rambling about AIDS.

In my opinion, Chris Crocker is entirely too serious for a man in eyeliner and lipstick.

....I don't know. I'm just not a big Crocker fan. To be honest, the guy irritates me. He just seems like a big drama queen, the kind of guy no one really likes to hang around for long periods of time.
I find it quite humourous that he spends so much time and energy on his appearance, trying to make himself look feminine, but then keeps the name 'Chris.' He's also kind of obsessed with the fact that he's gay. I took a quick look at his youtube profile, and pretty much every single video on there was about his sexuality or rules on gender. It also annoys me quite a bit that he pretends to hate paparazzi and all that, but then willingly goes on television, and talk shows, and talks to reporters and things of the like.
I believe I would be right in assuming that he's an attention whore?
....Hah. I tried to bring this up in conversation with my girlfriend and was nearly smacked. The sweet, adorable girl I'm dating suddenly turned into a snarling, hormone fueled monster the second I uttered a derogatory word against Chris Crocker. Needless to say, I apolagized.
Why do girls love him so much? Honestly. He's just a guy wearing too much makeup, with a bad haircut and dye job that doesn't go with his facial structure. He wears feminine clothes that don't fit him right, or simply wears mens (boys) clothing for the shock value. He speaks with what sounds like a fake lisp, (its rare to find a gay man with a real lisp) is a loudmouthed, over-emotional pedant, (I hope that's the word I'm thinking of. 'Pedant' means 'know it all', doesn't it?) and seems like the kind of person who, if insulted, would put his hands on his hips, swivel his neck, and exclaim, "Oh no you did-n't!"
I mean really, I love gay men. They amuse me, and are quite fun to be around. I don't throw around slurs or names about homosexual people, (except for maybe the occasional 'faggot', but only when referring to myself in a humble, self depreciating way) and I am friends with quite a few other bisexual people and lesbians...but god, Chris Crocker annoys me.

...In an unrelated note, for some reason I've always thought AIDS patients were some of the most beautiful people in the world, kind of like slightly overweight people, or anorexics.
I know, that's a horrible thing to say, but it's how I feel.
....Hahahahaha. Another thing I absolutely love:
When people tell me not to use the word 'faggot,' that it's offensive, and when people always get on to me for using that word.
But why can't I use it? I'm bisexual, and obviously comfortable enough with myself to use the word. It's kind of like how no one but black people are allowed to say the word 'nigger,' the way only gay bashing people are allowed to use the word 'fag.'
" This is our word and you can't say it!"
What about free speech? I love words! Every single one of them! Even the offensive ones!
We need to take that word back. I would find it extremely humourous if gay people were suddenly to start referring to themselves as 'faggots.'

.....Someone leave me a comment. I hate it when people just read things and don't give any feedback. And I know people are reading this because I know I have views. I don't even care what you say. Send me spam or hate mail if you like. I just love getting comments. They make me have 'wordgasms.'
*added note* -Any comments including angry rants about how I'm an asshole, or how Chris Crocker is amazing and that i'll never be as popular as him, (or other silliness and such) will be met with a steady 'LOL.' Even more so if it includes the phrase 'LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALLOOONEEEEEEE!'
:)