This post could be considered stereotyping.

I've lived in this cramped, dirty apartment for about three months now, and all I have to say is this:

It is impossible to have a 'clean' apartment. If you have a clean apartment, then obviously you're living in a condo, and living a lie.

....I'd also like to clear up the confusion between condomoniums and apartments. Apparantly some people have been misinformed.

An apartment is a dirty, small, usually bad smelling one to three bedroom living space with cheap carpeting/hardwood floor/linoleum tiles. The majority of the apartment is a hallway. Bathrooms in apartments are usually half the size of the bedroom(s). There are about five to eight closets in an apartment. There can be up to seven people living in a three bedroom apartment, up to five people living in a two bedroom apartment, and up to four people living in a one bedroom apartment- albiet uncomfortably. One person can also be living out on the porch of an apartment. An apartment usually houses, alongside people, up to ten pets. Pets usually include small rodents, snakes, spiders, lizards, frogs, and fish, but sometimes just dogs, or cats. People in apartments are usually lonely and bored with themselves, and find it necessary to start collections (subconciously, usually) and have many different types of the same thing, such as movies, cds, books, comics, trading cards, animals, figurines, magazines, makeup, nail polish, perfumes, silverware, clothes, toys, paintings, ect. People who live in apartments also like to pretend that they have a lot of money, and will buy expensive, name brand clothes, foods, and assorted things. People who live in apartments will usually have an expensive cell phone, car, television, dvd player, music device (ipod, mp3 player) or cable tv/satellite/internet service. Bedrooms in apartments, when looked at closely, are sad, pathetic, and bug infested. You can own or rent an apartment.

Condomoniums are like apartments in the fact that you can own or rent them. They can be one story or two story. While apartments usually house older people, or families with older people, condomoniums usually house younger people, and families with small children. People who own condomoniums like to boast that they own a 'condo.' These type of people are usually loud, unintelligent, and irritating. Condomoniums, as a rule, are bright, sunny, and warm inside. They take up more space than apartments, and are much more expensive. People who live in condomoniums are very uppity, and will fight over the parking spaces around the building with their address on it. They also are slight tightwads, and don't give out candy on halloween, don't sit on their front porch, don't go outside much at all, and own old, cheap cars, or new, cheap cars, with okay gas mileage. These people like to whine about the president and economy. They also like to whine about gas prices, despite the fact that they maybe bought their gas guzzling 'what a deal' car only a month or two ago. These people usually don't have many posessions, and own a medium to small sized television, and a home phone. Sometimes these people have both a home phone AND a cell phone, but not always. These people usually have a satellite tv service, but no internet service. People in condomoniums usually have very few pets, three at the most. Condomoniums can have up to four bedrooms. A four bedroom 'condo' can house five people, a three bedroom four people, a two bedroom three people, and a one bedroom two people. Men who live in condomoniums usually have a buzz cut, and little to no hair growing on their head.

Condomoniums, like some apartments, have chimneys, and fireplaces. Fireplaces in condos though are hardly ever used.

Condomoniums are sometimes referred to as apartments by some people- HOWEVER, there is a difference. If anything, the AURA of a condomonium is different from that or an apartment.

Hopefully that cleared some things up. It geniunely irritates me when people don't know what they're talking about.